The basic truth

I attended a show over the weekend as a normal babe that wanted to flex,and it was like i wasted my money watching all these wack naija artistes miming their own song on stage,this made me write down my observations + correction that should be made.
i'm dead tired of the majority of Nigerian Artists and their DUMBASS groupies and the FEATHER-BRAINED guys who get on their dicks! STOP DELUDING UR DUMBASS SELVES, the so called ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY IS A JOKE AT BEST!
99% OF Y'ALL LACK ORIGINALITY...CREATIVITY IS SO NOT EVEN IN THE PICTURE!!!
98% OF Y'ALL AIN'T GOT CONTENT...AND UR DELIVERY?!?! GOT THE PIZZA MAN VEXING!!!
97% OF Y'ALL JUST PILFERING WHAT SOME NEXT DUMBASS DONE CUTOUT OF SOME KANYE JOINT...BADLY EXECUTED TOO THAT IT'S GOT KANYIZEE FLEXING!!!
96% OF Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO DAMN NO HOW ABOUT MUSIC, Y'ALL SINGING FLAT, OFF KEY, OFF BEAT...IT'S SO AMAZINGLY DUMBFOUNDING IT SOUND LIKE A SYMPHONY OF TOADS & CRICKS!!!
95% OF Y'ALL CAN'T PERFORM UR OWN DAMNED MUSIC WITHOUT THE AID OF THE ORIGINAL RECORD BLASTING FROM THE DJ SET...YET Y'ALL HATING ON TuFACE, D'BANJ FOR MAKING MAD CHEDDAR...DEM DUDES GIVE THEIR ALL TO PERFORM!!! THEY CONSTANTLY GROWING AS A RESULT WHILE Y'ALL IDIOTS STUCK ON THE MUSICAL RING OF DANTE INFERNO!!!
94% OF Y'ALL NEED TO FIX Y'ALL URSELVES UP...FASHION SENSE IS MINUS 94%, WHAT THE DUECE WITH ALL THE HOODIES?!?! IN NIGERIAN WEATHER?!?! OH I FORGOT SOME DICKHEAD BEEN SWAGGERING IN LEATHER JACKETS TOO...BUNCH OF CAPPED OUT DOUCHEBAGS!!!

93% OF Y'ALL NEED TO GO FIX UP...DIDN' Y'ALL HEAR DIZZIE...FIX UP, LOOK SHARP!!! WHAT THE DUECE WITH ALL THE SUNGLASSES ON CAMERA...COLLECTION OF BUNDAS...THERE AIN'T NO SUN IN THE STUDIOS AND CLUB...TAKE THE CHEAPASS SHITE Y'ALL WEARING OFF...BIG DIFFERENCE BTW EMPORIO ARMANI & EMPORO ARMNANI!!!...OH YEAH...PLS TELL ALL UR GROUPIES TO CARRY "GHANA MUST GO" INSTEAD OF ALL THOSE FAKE-ASS GUCCI AND LV BAGS...WE GON START A FASHION POLICE SHOW SOON...IMPRISON ALL Y'ALL FAKE PUTAS!!!
92% OF Y'ALL NEED TO CLOSE UR DAMN MOUTHS WHEN APPROACHED FOR AN INTERVIEW...JUST SAY NO COMMENT! DON'T SHAME URSELVES AND SUBJECT THE WATCHER/LISTENER TO UR "DIALECTS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE"
91% OF Y'ALL NEED TO GO GET FARM IPLEMENTS AND TAKE UP FARMING COS Y'ALL CAN'T SING TO SAVE UR LIVES!!! BETTER STILL, DO US A FAVOUR...GO TRY UR HANDS AT ARMED ROBBERY...GET CAUGHT...SHOT...AND GET KILLED OVER IN PURGATORY SINGING UR SHITE!!!
90% OF Y'ALL...READ MY WORDS..."AFFANKULO"!!!
BIG UP THE 1% WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE DUECE MUSIC IS...THE LIKES OF TUFACE, D'BANJ, , ASA, COBHAMS, SAUCE KID,DAREY,NAETO C ,TO NAME A FEW...Y'ALL KNOW URSELVES ANYWAYS!!!


P.S; am sorry for the capital letters being used

20 comments:

neefemi said...

roftlmao....omfg.....now this right here is what i'm talking about - i cant say this out loud, due to what i do...but imma live vicariously through you...love it

F and M said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You are soooo right! I don't even know where to start... Some of them are just disgraceful... But babe, you dey vex o... See as you use capital letter full ground, LOL. I feel u sha. The sad thing is the masses like it. It's all demand and supply. If that shit wasn't selling, the fools wouldn't keep putting it out. It's sad but true.

gidiasianbabe said...

@neefemi,yes oo my sister,truth is bitter but its the fact,glad u like it,thanks for coming
@F and M,

gidiasianbabe said...

@F and M,yeah i dey vex oo my sister,make dem hear the koko,thanks for coming,hope to see u again

Fragilelooks said...

lol @ emporio armani. Once i had seen a DOLOE & GABANNA T-SHIRT ON A DUDE. LAFD MY ARSE OFF. TANKS 4 STOPING OVER @ MINE. I BLOG IN CAPITAL LETTERS TOO.

sosexy said...

spanking new here! lol.. Great Template you got babe..Imma say, you got you it, you know..
Only say you for kukuma say the person name na..Atleast, show me say you get small liver.lol.
Nice post.

Harry-Rami Itie said...

I love your blog!! Keep it comin

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

ooh wee. I wish some of these artists would read your comments as many feel the same way. I am becoming bored with a lot of the music being produced, but I'm holding out hope that something fresh and innovative will come around soon.

First time here.


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

gidiasianbabe said...

@fragilelook,na soo,too much fake people,thanks
@sosexy,thanks for the compliment babei appreciate
@Harry,thanks for coming,appreciate it
@solomon sydelle,lets hope most of them will change,thanks for coming.

Favor's Heart said...

Welcome to blogsville girl.

But this na strong vex o...no be lie sha.

rayo said...

lmao, tell 'em o. crappy ass shit they keep churning out ain't art, doesn't even come close

NBB said...

hey ma first time here, nice blog

LE DYNAMIQUE PROFESSEUR said...

Welcome to Blogsville... loving how u keep it real and hot. I love real people. LOL

- LDP
http://dynamiqueprofesseur.blogspot.com

T.Notes said...

Welcome aboard Uu!
Meeen, Gal, u ought to take it easy on them local talents. Lol.Someone said once "They have alot of energy,but little skill".
But give em lilllll props,at least they're making some noise. Its a start.

Lara said...

Welcome to blogsville...

Hate turning on the TV for fear of hearing some off beat tune that would make me deaf...like a friend recently said every tom, dick and harry in Naija one to become a musician, cos it is the fastest way to fame.
Love this.

2cute4u said...

First time here..
I totally like your post.
Well said dear..
Be right back..

Mommy said...

"AFFANKULO"...you naughty naugty gurlll! ;)

la~pimpette said...

JESU!!! Gurl, You got me saying 'PREACH' after every sentence.
I was expecting u 2 say why all d new music has to have yoruba in it?? kmt! I hate that i don't know what they are saying half the time!

Btw, Plz tell me it was Timaya you saw that vexed you cuz I wouldn't be surprised! Everyday singing about hawking and suffering and bla bla bla! lmao!

Nyhu, Im def coming back... thanks 4 stopping by at mine too! :)

gidiasianbabe said...

@favor's heart,thanks so much for coming
@rayo,yes oo,make dem hear,thanks so much
@LDP,thanks so much,i appreciate
@T notes,lol ,hope they will change,thanks for coming
@Lara,yes oo,all of dem wan become star,thanks for coming
@2cute4u,yes oo,thanks for coming.
@mommy,lol,thanks for coming
@la pimpette,lmao at using yoruba in all song,thanks for coming

thanks all ,i appreciate

My world said...

LWKMD!!!
this is so strait-up and true....

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