Happy mother's day

I am wishing all the mother ,happy mother's day.But i want to ask a question,how many times in a year is mother's day celebration,seems they celebrated one in march,am just confused.


i saw this motivational video on youtube,and thought should share cos i almost cried when i saw it



Enjoy your week

Paparazzi

Hello my people,thanks for commenting on my last post ,hope u are having a good weekend, i have been busy lately.
Facebook will not stop to amuse me ,i ve noticed that some ladies are trying to turn themselves to unknown celebrities,lmao ,have you ever came across facebook names like ;
Baby-Gaga Mo'cheddas ------(Combo of lady gaga and mo'chedah) whereas her names are bukola falade
Rihanna-pinky -------------(combo of rihanna and pink)whereas are names are folake adewole
shayonce-beyonce-sharon------------whereas her names are uche ogholi

A lot of names like that,these are the three i could remember ,I couldn't stop laughing.

Picture of the day




This pic was taken at a wedding ceremony ,see dressing ,lmao

Have a good weekend and wonderful week ahead.

Funny scenes (2)

Hello everyone,hope you enjying your weekend as am doing.This is a very funny conversation between a couple,enjoy.
AFTER ENGAGEMENT

HE;Yes,i waited so long for this.

SHE;Do u want me to leave?

HE;Dont even think of it

SHE;Do u love me?

HE;Yes i did,i am doing and i will continue doing

SHE;have u ever cheat on me?

HE;I will die than doing it

SHE;Will u kiss me?

He;Surely,that's my pleasure.

SHE;Will you hurt me?

HE;No way,i'm not that kind of person.

SHE;Can i trust you?

HE;Yes

SHE;Oh dear

TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WEDDING ,PLEASE READ FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP.
Very funny indeed,just imagine how the wife would feel.

have you guys seen this promo video for welcome to lagos on BBC.i just cant stop laughing at the fat boy dancing.The truth still remains that they wont show the positive side of us ,SMH


have a nice weekend

Funny scenes

Thanks for your comments on my previous post.I have been thinking of so many things nowadays especially how some guys carry themselves.I dont know if you have noticed that some guys are taking facebook for granted forgetting its not a dating site .Imagine a guy trying to talk to you for the first time asking you silly questions cos u ve accepted his wack friend requests.i could remember one yesterday trying to chat with me telling me

mr; babe ,you are beautiful,
me;thank you.
he didnt even say hello (thought courtesy demands)

Mr;Where are you now
Me;read my profile

Mr;No,i want you to tell me yourself cos i need to know where my sexy is
Me;Ok,when you are ready to read my profile,buzz me

Mr;Ohh baby ,why now
Me;.....................

Mr;Baby oohh ,you live in lagos right?
Me:................................( in my mind ,is this guy a sort of mediocre or what)

Mr;Babe ok can we talk on phone ,gimmie your number
Me;For what

Mr;i need to talk to my girl on phone ,u know
Me; Who,ok u need a girlfriend,u can go to match.com,u ll get

I signed out in annoyance ,you need to know how i felt at that particular time .If you really need a girlfriend ,i thought its how you present yourself in the first place that will take you far with the girl and not talking like a stupid asshole.i am even thinking of deleting all my pics on facebook now ,i tire for guys oooo.But many acts maturely if they are talking to you for the first time .

Has it happened to you before like this?

Quote of the day;If nobody talks about you,then you are nobody.They are talking behind you cos you are standing in front of them.

Have a good day

What should he do?

Hello everyone,Thanks for the comment on my last post,hope you are having a good weekend as am having,i am really worried on a matter and its getting me sick .My elder brother has been dating this girl for like 9 months now,he cares for and loves this lady so much .They dont oftenly see each other but they do communicate everyday.My brother always tell me that this lady sometimes do annoying things but he always forgive and forget due to the love he has for her.One of the thing she did was on her Birthday,my brother was out of the country but he has sent her birthday gift even before her day.he was the first person to call her for bithday wishes as his babe but in the evening of that day,My brother called her almost 50 times. from 7pm till dawn ,she refused to pick the call.,what could this girl be doing,where could she be,what is happening,thats the question my bro was asking himself,Then he called me and i calm him down as his sister but all the same i knew in my mind that this lady might be with another person which might not have given her the permission to receive my brother's call.My brother wept that night cos he is a very emotional guy. Then the second day ,in the night she called and my brother asked him why was my call not picked ,she said i was in the club with my frieds and the place was noisy,so i couldnt pick it.after that .my bro forgave her and they moved on.But one day ,an argument occured between them during their conversation and she said all of a sudden that i need a man ,cos my friend got married yesterday,dont you think i need a serious man ,i need a man now but not your type.my brother thought he was dreaming.what did you just say,after 9 months,i gave you my love ,my heart ,my soul and you are just knowing now that am not your type.She now said,i dont think you have anything serious to offer me .
See this lady talking oooo,her former boyfriend left her and impregnated another lady ,before my brother found her and showed her what true love is.My brother felt bad that day cos no lady has ever said statement like that to a fine guy like him before.Since then my brother stopped the communication,(chatting,calling and texting).But whenever my brother log in ,he would see her offlines trying to talk to him,she texted my brother that she is sorry that she loves him ,hope he loves her too,she even called that why is my brother not calling her, but i ve told my brother not to reply her cos the statement she made has been on her mind since but that was the spot she was chanced to let him know,what else does she wants from him after humiliating him with such statement(You are not my type ,i need a man of my type)

But my question is why would a lady do something of such for a guy after spending 9 months with you,why couldn;t she tell him earlier before taking it far.Pls i need your advice on this matter cos i dont want my brother to make any mistake with any lady.Should he go back to that lady since she is the one trying to communicate with him now or should he leave her alone.Thanls so much

The basic truth

I attended a show over the weekend as a normal babe that wanted to flex,and it was like i wasted my money watching all these wack naija artistes miming their own song on stage,this made me write down my observations + correction that should be made.
i'm dead tired of the majority of Nigerian Artists and their DUMBASS groupies and the FEATHER-BRAINED guys who get on their dicks! STOP DELUDING UR DUMBASS SELVES, the so called ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY IS A JOKE AT BEST!
99% OF Y'ALL LACK ORIGINALITY...CREATIVITY IS SO NOT EVEN IN THE PICTURE!!!
98% OF Y'ALL AIN'T GOT CONTENT...AND UR DELIVERY?!?! GOT THE PIZZA MAN VEXING!!!
97% OF Y'ALL JUST PILFERING WHAT SOME NEXT DUMBASS DONE CUTOUT OF SOME KANYE JOINT...BADLY EXECUTED TOO THAT IT'S GOT KANYIZEE FLEXING!!!
96% OF Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO DAMN NO HOW ABOUT MUSIC, Y'ALL SINGING FLAT, OFF KEY, OFF BEAT...IT'S SO AMAZINGLY DUMBFOUNDING IT SOUND LIKE A SYMPHONY OF TOADS & CRICKS!!!
95% OF Y'ALL CAN'T PERFORM UR OWN DAMNED MUSIC WITHOUT THE AID OF THE ORIGINAL RECORD BLASTING FROM THE DJ SET...YET Y'ALL HATING ON TuFACE, D'BANJ FOR MAKING MAD CHEDDAR...DEM DUDES GIVE THEIR ALL TO PERFORM!!! THEY CONSTANTLY GROWING AS A RESULT WHILE Y'ALL IDIOTS STUCK ON THE MUSICAL RING OF DANTE INFERNO!!!
94% OF Y'ALL NEED TO FIX Y'ALL URSELVES UP...FASHION SENSE IS MINUS 94%, WHAT THE DUECE WITH ALL THE HOODIES?!?! IN NIGERIAN WEATHER?!?! OH I FORGOT SOME DICKHEAD BEEN SWAGGERING IN LEATHER JACKETS TOO...BUNCH OF CAPPED OUT DOUCHEBAGS!!!

93% OF Y'ALL NEED TO GO FIX UP...DIDN' Y'ALL HEAR DIZZIE...FIX UP, LOOK SHARP!!! WHAT THE DUECE WITH ALL THE SUNGLASSES ON CAMERA...COLLECTION OF BUNDAS...THERE AIN'T NO SUN IN THE STUDIOS AND CLUB...TAKE THE CHEAPASS SHITE Y'ALL WEARING OFF...BIG DIFFERENCE BTW EMPORIO ARMANI & EMPORO ARMNANI!!!...OH YEAH...PLS TELL ALL UR GROUPIES TO CARRY "GHANA MUST GO" INSTEAD OF ALL THOSE FAKE-ASS GUCCI AND LV BAGS...WE GON START A FASHION POLICE SHOW SOON...IMPRISON ALL Y'ALL FAKE PUTAS!!!
92% OF Y'ALL NEED TO CLOSE UR DAMN MOUTHS WHEN APPROACHED FOR AN INTERVIEW...JUST SAY NO COMMENT! DON'T SHAME URSELVES AND SUBJECT THE WATCHER/LISTENER TO UR "DIALECTS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE"
91% OF Y'ALL NEED TO GO GET FARM IPLEMENTS AND TAKE UP FARMING COS Y'ALL CAN'T SING TO SAVE UR LIVES!!! BETTER STILL, DO US A FAVOUR...GO TRY UR HANDS AT ARMED ROBBERY...GET CAUGHT...SHOT...AND GET KILLED OVER IN PURGATORY SINGING UR SHITE!!!
90% OF Y'ALL...READ MY WORDS..."AFFANKULO"!!!
BIG UP THE 1% WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE DUECE MUSIC IS...THE LIKES OF TUFACE, D'BANJ, , ASA, COBHAMS, SAUCE KID,DAREY,NAETO C ,TO NAME A FEW...Y'ALL KNOW URSELVES ANYWAYS!!!


P.S; am sorry for the capital letters being used

Welcome here

I am a new female blogger that want to make use of blogging as an opportunity to express myself,i am a type girl that no man can toy with cos am not a video game,you will be reading many different types of stories on here ,please do join me as i get it started ,thank you so much for coming.